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Derived from the historical ineptitude of the Texas Rangers major league baseball franchise, it is a verb meaning to suck or blow profusely. It originated as a way to describe the act of sucking or blowing on a consistent annual basis while at the same time offering empty promises of excellence and improvement. Nowadays, it is used as a phrase synonymous with suck and blow.
EX. 1 - Since their move from Washington D.C. in 1972, the Major League Baseball team formerly known as the Washington Senators has exposed its fans to levels of rangering that have never before been seen in mankind's history.

EX. 2 - The Atlanta Hawks have pretty much rangered since the late 90's.
ranger by James/Cass July 19, 2007
1. A compact pickup truck produced by Ford. Probably one of the shittiest, most cheaply made trucks money can buy.

2. An "elite" U.S. Army infantryman. Rangers pride themselves in physical stamina, but they are not the sharpest crayons in the box. NOT the same thing as Special Forces.
My ranger broke down again today.

Rangers can road march for 30 miles, but can't read.
ranger by bumbleclot May 7, 2009
A member of a Ranger Guide group for girls between 14-21. Part of GirlGuidingUK (formerly The Guide Association).

The next step up from Girl Guides.
Hey, wanna come to Rangers wiv me? We're doin abseiling tonight.
ranger by mooncinder June 16, 2004
Red-headed person. Usually also a dickwad.
Lets go give that ranger some shit about his pimples.
ranger by Nezbit. December 4, 2004
Someone who rides the range in search of rump.
*points at an obviously gay man cruising for some man love.
Hey look at that ranger!!!!
Ranger by FiST June 16, 2003
The G-Unit truck and official off-roading machine. Unless it has the 24's that dont quit spinnin
Damn those 24's are still spinnin yo! We were in wal mart for an hour
Ranger by DaRange March 3, 2003