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Dan Quayle

A former Vice President who avoided the Vietnam War draft by joining the Indiana National Guard. He embarrassed George Bush by his unbelievably idiotic remarks. One such case was that he panned the popular TV show 'Murphy Brown' because the FICTIONAL main title character (portrayed by Candace Bergen) had an adulterous affair. It was 'against Family Values' in his book. He was too stupid to realize that it was just a comedic (with a little drama) FICTIONAL TV show, not 'encouraging' anything. A stuck-up spoiled immature dum-dum boy. A moron.
After George Bush lost his reelection bid to Bill Clinton in 1992, he stated that he was going to retire to be a full time grandpa, and write his memoirs. They came out nearly 9 years later. He's had a colorful illustrious life and many changes occurred during his 8 years as Reagan's Vice President and 4 as President. As for having Dan Quayle as his Vice President; all he wrote was, 'My God! What was I thinking?!!'.
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blow the quayle

To turn yourself into the bird police.
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Dan Quayle effect

Every loser will once be a winner.
You know, it’s the Dan Quayle effect. You know, he won the second time — I mean, lost the second time, he got to run.
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Jamie Quayle

THE BEST HUMAN ON EARTH BECAUSE HE IS BARE LENG G
Omg he is so hot, he must be a Jamie Quayle
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