quasimodo

v. slang for an extended period of masturbation.

Sitting in your bell tower, hunchbacked, making a squinty face, and ringing your bell all day and all night long.
After John's girlfriend dumped him, he disappeared. I think he was quasimodo.
by swivet February 06, 2010
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Silly Quasimodo

when someone does something so silly, like when Quasimodo threw rocks at people. (make sure you pronounce the U)
someone: *kills someone*
you: what a silly Quasimodo
by yeetsapotato June 03, 2019
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Quasimodo Test

Relating to online dating: the initial exchange of photos because it is often the first speedbump towards finding somebody online. If the picture is more appealing than not, well then congratulations, you've passed the Quasimodo Test!
Sandy passed Jim's Quasimodo Test, but she couldn't stomach his goiter, so he was history.
by DH July 20, 2004
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Quasimodo x Ani

The best ship in the whole wide world frfr
Random guy: What ship do you ship?

Other guy: Oh Quasimodo x Ani of course

Random guy: Omg slayuu
by Begugula December 01, 2023
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Quasimodo

When your hitting a woman doggy style and suddenly pull out and shove it in her ass, making her arch her back up
I gave my wife the Quasimodo and now she's pissed.
by Psycho Wrath October 24, 2024
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Dave what’s that noise

Jack I thing my dog is quasimodoing up the stairs
by Bignibbas August 10, 2018
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Quasimodo

He so pretty,really swag and all the ladies love him and he doesn't he fell inlove with fl studio.
by Vesh trippy April 12, 2021
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