Monty Python

A very funny Brittish comedy team consisting of Michael Palin, Terry Jones, Eric Idle, John Cleese, Terry gilliam, and Graham Chapman.

Monty Python is the World's Finest Comedy Team.*

*(Highly Questionable)

by Keegster April 24, 2003

Hammer Python Weiner

A name for a gigantic penis the size of a fore-arm hailing from the city of lake Elsinore. its Commanly refered to a weiner that has no mercy on its victims and hurts not only your body, but your feelings.

dude he gave that girl the Hammer Python Weiner lastnight

by everyone and there mothers November 30, 2011

The Python

The Python

The Python is when a chick wraps her legs around your body and squeezes you until you go limp. She then proceeds to pull your whole body into her vagina head first. After nothing is hanging out but your feet she moves off feeling bloated and complaining she looks fat.

My girlfriend gave me the Python now she good to go for another few weeks.

by Judoman December 22, 2010

Monty Python

*A politically-incorrect, hilarious British comedy, which evolved into a franchise that even spawned movies like The Meaning of Life and, best of all, The Holy Grail.

*"frontal-nudity python"

"Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? It's swell to have a stiffy; it's divine to own a dick...from the tiniest little tanger, to the world's biggest prick! So three cheers for your willy or john thomas...hurray for your one-eyed trouser-snake...your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, your percy or you cock...you can wrap it up in ribbons, you can slip it in your sock...but don't take it out in public or they will stick you in the dock, and you won't come back. Uuh thank you very much."
-that singer from The Meaning of Life

by Dave April 20, 2004

Monty Python

A group of hilarious British chaps, whom created such astounding comedic works as "Monty Python and The Holy Grail", "Life of Brian", "Monty Python's Meaning of Life", and the 45 episode Tv series called "Monty Python's Flying Circus" that first aired in On BBC (British Broadcasting Corporation) in 1969 then in the U.S. five years later.

Made up of six men, John Cleese, Eric Idle, Micheal Palin, Terry Gillam, Terry Jones, and Graham Chapman (deceased). All of these men are exceedingly good actors and have brilliant comedic minds. Now all around there 60s or 70s.

Monty Python Quotes

"it's just a flesh wound"
"disapline..... naked.... with a melon?!?!"


Btw
I love ALL of them.

by Clover- DSMFH March 12, 2009

PYTHON-SYPHONER

somebooody that loves to sypthon the penis(PYTHON) in and around their mouth...

Ohhh shit that guy is a bit of a python-syphoner i heard

by naenaenahnah March 13, 2021

monty python

the best comedy ever to appear on the telly

monty python's flying circus was a show that ran in the 70's.

a British troupe consisting of
Graham Chapman,
John Cleese,
Terry Gilliam,
Eric Idle,
Terry Jones,
and Michael Palin
doing random skits about nothing in perticular. among the famous ones were the dead parrot, spanish inqusition, lumberjack, fish slapping, nudge nudge and spam sketches.

im a lumberjack and im ok, i sleep all night and i work all day, i cut down trees, i skip and jump, i like to press wildflowers, i put on women's clothing, and hang around in bars

this parrot wouldn't go "boom" if i put five thousand volts through it

nobody expects the spanish inqusition!

your wife, is she, is she a goer? aye aye know wha' i mean aye nudge nude say no more!

SPAM!

monty python kicks arse

by simosezso January 22, 2007