Pygmy

The black squishy stuff stuck between Elephants toes!

oh no! here comes a herd of elephants
LOOK out Pygmy!
SQUELCH!

by HAsh BROON June 22, 2006

Pygmy Puff

A bright pink ball of fuzz that jumps in the palm of your hands, first seen in "Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince".

That rug is so fluffy, it looks like 10,000 Pygmy Puffs.

by Pink Chedder August 16, 2011

pygmy negro man

A lil Niglet who has likely caught The Big Gay, often associate themselves with Deepwater Jews. Should be exterminated with extreme prejudice.

Frank: "Ayyy nigga pass the Pygmy Negro Man, he be looking fresh as fuck!"

Some faggot: "No man you Buggin' that's my Pygmy Negro Man!"

Frank: *Casts small your dick*

Some Faggot: *Being an intellectual counters with 'No u'*

Frank: *dies*

by The Last Nigga faggot May 28, 2018

social pygmy

A person who spends way too much time online belittling others and refuses to admit that his real world problems are a result of his diminished social skills

Did you see that guy who spams everythread with retardness? He is a social pygmy

by metsluver March 22, 2010

pygmy

1. n. Mythological runt version of the human being thriving prior to the time of christ in the Middle east and areas of North Africa especially associated with Egypt 2.n. undersized overly angry constantly menstrating rat bastard excuse for a modern civilized human being

May be if you ate a bit son you'd be more than just a pygmy.

by riz January 15, 2004

pygmy

slang for a small child or infant..

"yo look at that hot momma"
"yea to bad she got a pygmy"
"damn!"

by mouseinator October 19, 2006

pygmy hog

SLANG:
Remarkably unattractive creature (typically used in a derogatory manner to describe a woman).

WIKIPEDIA:

Pygmy hog (Porcula salvania) is an endangered species of small wild pig, previously spread across India, Nepal, and Bhutan but now only found in Assam. The current world population is about 150 individuals or fewer. Recent conservation measures have improved the prospects of survival in the wild of this critically endangered species.

My friends promised they would set me up with a hotty, but she turned out to be a total pygmy hog.

by bcmoney January 19, 2011