When something has gone out of direction or purpose (like a headless chicken) it's time to put the headback on the chicken.
We have lost track of our followers and are starting to lose them – Let's put the head back on the chicken
by winthelove January 7, 2019
Get the Let's put the head back on the chickenmug. When someone tells you to put one's pickle back in the jar, they are telling you to stop jerking off or having sex.
Mom: Eric? What are you doing?
Eric (jerking off): I'm watching an interesting program!
Mom: Well then, put your pickle back in the jar and get out here! We have company.
Eric: Okay. (Walks out)
Eric (jerking off): I'm watching an interesting program!
Mom: Well then, put your pickle back in the jar and get out here! We have company.
Eric: Okay. (Walks out)
by GallopingSausage April 10, 2019
Get the Put your pickle back in the jarmug. Basicly a way to tell someone to chill. Used when someone is getting all worked up over something trivial, making a mountain out of a molehill.
"Damn, dude, why you trippin'? Put your nuts back in your sack and quit bein' a drama queen about it."
by Mister Priapus June 24, 2005
Get the Put your nuts back in your sack!mug. Only used when your coworker names a thing and you need to convince him to put that thing back where it came from or so help me
Once you name it , you start to become attached to it, now Put that thing back where it came from or so help me
by shibbity wop bop May 28, 2018
Get the Put that thing back where it came from or so help memug. 1. An expression a parent, guardian, or friend uses to tell another person to put down their furniture or there will be consequences
2. An expression people yell when somebody tries to hit them with their own furniture
2. An expression people yell when somebody tries to hit them with their own furniture
1. John: *sees his child using a chair to charge at his older brother*
"Put my furniture back before I beat yo ass!!"
Child: Ok.
2. Fred: What do you have in your hand?
Justin: A treasure chest.
Fred: And what were you about to do with that treasure chest?
Justin: Hit you with it.
Fred: You know what you can do with that treasure chest?
Justin: What?
Fred: Nothing! Now put my furniture back before I beat yo ass!!!
"Put my furniture back before I beat yo ass!!"
Child: Ok.
2. Fred: What do you have in your hand?
Justin: A treasure chest.
Fred: And what were you about to do with that treasure chest?
Justin: Hit you with it.
Fred: You know what you can do with that treasure chest?
Justin: What?
Fred: Nothing! Now put my furniture back before I beat yo ass!!!
by theblimpmaster23 July 19, 2022
Get the Put my furniture back before I beat yo assmug. by Katteteteteteteeettteee September 20, 2017
Get the put that back in the glove boxmug. Putting the Toothpaste Back in the Tooth Fairy
That was an enjoyable evening we had there Prime Minister.
Which one?
When you you exhausted yourself Putting the Toothpaste Back in to the Tooth Fairy.
Oh yes, quite right Sometimes I don't know where it all goes.
That was an enjoyable evening we had there Prime Minister.
Which one?
When you you exhausted yourself Putting the Toothpaste Back in to the Tooth Fairy.
Oh yes, quite right Sometimes I don't know where it all goes.
by weavehole December 29, 2020
Get the Putting the Toothpaste Back in the Tooth Fairymug.