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Pussy Licker 

A person, typically a female, who is overly enthusiastic or sycophantic in their admiration and support for someone, often to an excessive or obsequious degree. This term is considered a female counterpart to "dick rider," implying that the person is metaphorically "licking" up to someone in a manner that is overly eager or fawning.
"Why does she always have to be such a pussy licker around the popular girls? It's like she can't think for herself."

"Being a pussy licker won't get you far; people respect those who stand on their own two feet."
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pussy-licker 

i wanna lick your pussy since im a pussy-licker.
pussy-licker by hunnibunni June 5, 2008

pussy-licker's paradox 

When your sexual partner establishes that receiving head is a catch-all solution to their personal problems, and you give them so much head that it causes them to feel guilty. However, guilt is a personal problem, which can therefore be solved with more head. Thus, the pussy-licker's paradox.
"She felt felt bad because I was eating her out more than she was going down on me, so I ate her out to make her feel better"

"Aw dude, sounds like you encountered the pussy-licker's paradox!"

cooter packing pussy licker

A fancy term for a lesbian.
Charlene will soon become bored of riding cock, and will resort to licking snatch. She will then be a cooter packing pussy licker.

cooter packing pussy licker

to lick the clitor/ass

Combat Pussy Licker 

Combat Pussy Licker. A women that happens to be a lesbian, that has the strong, combative nature of shoving it into your face the fact that she is a lesbian. A super butch in the manner of dress, talk and walk. Always on point about being a brutal Gay woman. Hooray for me and fuck you attitude. The kind of girl that has a tongue that can chop down an Zebrawood tree and she knows how to use it.
God Almighty, she's a past master C.P.L. for sure. A true Combat Pussy Licker.

National Pussy Licker 

A pedophile who got struck by lightning.
Boy 1: This National Pussy Licker just licked my pussycat.
National Pussy Licker by SkvllF4c3 January 30, 2023