face pussy

A man's beard which is grown to extreme lengths and is unkempt in nature. Due to lack of proper beard maintenance, it develops an odor similar to a womans unwashed vaginal area.

You need to shave your face pussy, it's making the whole church smell!

by Poopship Destroyer July 16, 2009

pussy has no face

a lame excuse to hook up with a busted looking chick, usually used by desperate foos looking to get laid.

Joe: Hey you been fucking Denise lately huh? That bitch is gross!
Casper: Dick, you know pussy has no face

by erickk January 5, 2007

vagina-faced pussy monger

the vagina faced pussy monger is a female cousin of the dick faced cockmaster. its mouth is used, not only to eat the gel like film created by the master (which leads to pregnancy), but also as a passage for the master to burrow into when stiff from excitement

that vagina-faced pussy monger was beautiful.

by eboyd32 June 4, 2007

pussy-face

A way to tell a girl that you dont want her pussy, you want her face to fuck.

"hey pussy-face, open ur dirty mouth"

by kakato123 June 11, 2017

Pussy face

When someone's mask is too tight, and you can see their lips through their mask.

Did you see her in the mask? She got major pussy face!!

by Swansong November 19, 2020

face pussy

N. Face Pussy- A long goatee that looks like a pussy

1.His face pussy is long and grey. 2. When he bites his nails, he looks like he is fingering his face pussy!

by James Oxbow February 13, 2018

Prickly Pussy Face

Prickly Pussy Face (PPS) is the face that you get the morning after you fall asleep on a prickly pussy (early stages of freshly shaved pubic hair, growing back in a spikey form). Sort of like the creases that you get after falling asleep on a couch.

-Have you seen Alex at breakfast, he busted in with that Prickly Pussy Face...
-Smells like it too, cuh...

by BigmanDcuh February 27, 2021