Purcelled

Purcelled is when you wake up covered in your bed full of your own faeces

Oh bloody hell Tyrone Purcelled himself and made such a mess

by Zachary Wark December 11, 2023

Purcel

Defined as purposefully celibate to avoid the pitfalls of modern dating.

I am purposely celibate, Purcell, in this job to avoid getting caught up in unnecessary encumbrances.

by Holmieum July 28, 2025

Purcelled

When everytime you say something to someone and they don't know how to respond they just say CSB (Cool Story Bro).

Every time I talk to Mike I get Purcelled.

by repeater May 27, 2011

Purcell

A complete dumbass a god damn dumbass

“Yo Purcell today lets go to the mall after school”
“Okay When”
“P you’re a god damn dumbass”

by HeardJu2600 April 5, 2019