Creatures so feeble that they chose to stop evolving and opted to rather be shepherded by a superior species. You think they love you, but don't be fooled..the second you pass out in the kitchen they're gunna eat your face and shit it out of their tiny exposed assholes...Just the belly spawn of curs and bitches..blasted out like a dump load of mulch on this earth before the runts are devoured by the mothers, while they're still wet with placenta. - puppies.
Person 1: "Look at those cute puppies..aren't they cute?"
Person 2: "no...*Recites above definition*"
Person 2: "no...*Recites above definition*"
by kappalamda August 7, 2014
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person 1: Shit its one of those puppies guys
person 2: Careful, he may use his powers near you
person 1: Or have sex with your wife....
person 2: Careful, he may use his powers near you
person 1: Or have sex with your wife....
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