Provert

Professional pervert - lerking in the shadows, wearing an apron with a smirk.

If provoke can be dangerous, especially to your mental health.

I was minding my own business, when a man in an apron stared at my angles through a port hole. All I could see was a cucumber in his hands. I didn’t know what to say, so exclaimed, ‘look there a provert, quick run’

by Chef in frocks August 7, 2018

Proverb Overload

When you use proverbs in regular conversation. Due to you or friends using them excessively on social networks to describe what's going through your/their mind.

Person 1- "I'm really starting to see the glass half-full ever since Tom put up the 'A bird in the hand is worth more than two in the bush' proverb."

Person 2- "Wow. Sounds like proverb overload."

by Nation Wide March 24, 2009

prover

A woman who helps men prove to themselves that they are not gay by dating and/or having sex with them.

person 1: They're totally in love!
person 2: Nah, she's his prover.

by Reznap March 3, 2011

proverbial Bag

A fleshy bag, that holds testicals.

Dude i am freezing my "Proverbial Bag"off.

by Larze dawg April 4, 2010

taking the proverbial

A more polite version of 'Taking the piss'

See taking the piss

From one colleague to another:

"I hope you don't think I'm taking the proverbial by asking you to do this work"

by Student54 February 1, 2016

fucking the proverbial dog

doing nothing to a great extent

Jeff: What are you doing there?
Dave: Fucking the proverbial dog. ie. fucking the well known dog. ie. legally useless

by Jeff April 9, 2003

provert

Professional pervert

Background: believed to be from East Texas

Carrie, stop talking about my mom...you're such a provert!

by G$ March 7, 2005