Shameless Self Promotion

A individual that doesn't give a rat's crap about what other people think of them promoting themselves. They conststantly post about their abilities, skills, or business on a regular basis on all forms of media.

Lee is now using scheduling apps to promote his company. He feel behind on his shameless self promotion self promotion post because he was in back to back meeting with paying clients.

by The Wade Effect May 19, 2016

Gossip Promotion

When someone posts on their Facebook status just enough vague information to keep people talking and asking questions, thus promoting further gossip.

Susie Smith thinks Janie is the queen of Gossip Promotion with her status that says "Janie Doe is so upset and confused today, something big is going down at work."

by Stella the Plumber June 13, 2010

primitively progressive

of or pertaining to a return to engaging in low tech activities, ones people had been doing for centuries, but then became obsolete and replaced by technological advances. They are practiced again because it is found to enhance one’s life and is considered a forefront movement. The activities is not done out of economic desperation. Examples are home births, home schooling, knitting/crocheting, making soap, growing one’s own food/ eating organic, and biking to work (not due to a drunk driving charge.)

Example: “I admire you guys for being so 'primitively progressive.' I feel like I could never grow enough food to put a dent in my grocery bill. “

by BeadingGirl801 October 27, 2012

Zellers Promotion

A promotion when they wont say its a promotion, It gives you double the work at the same wage which is about the same as minium wage.

I just did till before. now i get to do till, fitting rooms, and clean the store.

Yet thats a Zellars Promotion

but do i get a raise,
Nope i said its a "Zellers Promotion".

by hmm i dont know why i still March 9, 2010

promotions

What results when pornography is posted somewhere, often a message board, that is purportedly worksafe (e.g., The New York Times homepage).

Many might think that the appearance of such material on a workplace monitor would lead to firings or at least a stern talking-to. But in one of life's little mysteries, 4chan's /v/ discovered that most employees are actually promoted instead, perhaps in approval for their viewing such interesting internet content.

Poster One: I know this is a tech website, but I had to share these great photos of Jenna Jameson.
Poster Two: I just got promoted!

Naked shops of Jessica Alba in my work inbox? PROMOTIONS

by T_Andrews October 28, 2007

primitive rock n roll

a musical genre which combines trash, blues, rockabilly, psychobilly, surf and punk; mostly low-fi recorded; themes sex, drugs, rock n roll, horror, movies, trash. mostly played by one or two man bands;

e.g.: Voodoo Rhythm Records (Switzerland), Rev. Beat Man (Switzerland), The Mortars (Austria), King Automatic (France) etc.

primitive rock n roll: Voodoo Rhythm Records (Switzerland), Rev. Beat Man (Switzerland), The Mortars (Austria), King Automatic (France) etc.

by Rockabilly1983 January 27, 2012

Promotion demotion

When the boss needs somebody to do a bullshit job such as a task force or any form of employee committee, but doesn't actually have a real charter for it. Since he can't staff it fulltime, he insists being asked is an honor and volunteers you to work after hours and weekends. The task is usually designated a "special project" with all kinds of BS hoopla. It usually involves no additional pay and little recognition. WTF?!

“Hey Shawn. Did you hear Rachel just received a promotion demotion from her corporate office today? The dumb bitch was so excited she didn’t realize all it meant was more work and zero compensation.”

by rachel_atl1 March 26, 2009