Postman Pat 

A freaky show meant for young children. Sure, most of you reading this probably watched it as a kid but it is totally freaky. The show follows the adventures of Pat, a weird-ass postman (who is probably gay and only pretends to be married with kids) and his equally gay pet cat Jess. What happens in a typical episode is:

Theme song plays, and then Pat has to deliver the mail but usually experiences some sort of problem and has to solve it. By the end it is solved and then the same tune as the theme song plays but in whistles.

Whatever the creators were smoking, it's gone and ruined people's minds.

See also: Teletubbies, Fireman Sam, Boohbah, Bob the Builder, Thomas the Tank Engine

Postman Pat ruined my toddlerhood.

Postman Pat by Rose likes pie November 22, 2009

postman stamp

The act of holding in fecal matter until a turtle head (without pinching it off) is created, then stamping it on somebody.

Jonathan postman stamped Jerry and yellled, "You got mail!"

postman stamp by pseudonym_maker November 21, 2015

Postman Pat 

the man with the big head on telly who falls over when ice skates

post man pat rules so bad

Postman Pat by me July 22, 2003

postman pat 

kids tv show

postman pat, postman pat, postman pat ran over his cat. testicals went flying all the kids are cheering

postman pat by mysticphinox66 March 4, 2019

postman pat 

when a guy puts his penis through a expanded ear, like a 30mm.

dude: "hey, wannuh postman pat?"

chick: "sure thing, wheres your magic parcel ;)"

postman pat by meg. April 18, 2008

postman patting 

When you’ve been lying or sitting down after sorting some donkey dust, and you then you get up and find yourself bowling about trying to walk/balance with your feet apart & your arms out at your sides feeling like actual postman pat, wondering why the floor feels wonky suddenly

“I was postman patting about in the bedroom after sorting that donkey dust when I got up to go to the toilet “

postman patting by Krazybuthot September 11, 2020

Postman Pat drift

A person who drives sideways and blast the postman Pat theme song whilst drifting

Fuckin idiot doing the postman Pat drift!

Postman Pat drift by ScroogeMcDuckyDuckFuck December 2, 2025