Posh Wank

Other than meaning masturbatinh whilst wearing a condom it can be referred to someone who is posh or has a posh accent

Aaron - "I got my butler to take out the trash this morning"
Lewis - "Aaron you're such a posh wank"

by Broseph1231 July 19, 2015

posh wank

ejaculating in a condom whilst mastrubating

putting a condom on then having a wank therefore you are having a posh wank

by thomdavid October 16, 2009

posh wank

When a person masturbates with their pinky finger out as if drinking tea.

OHH Phillip i love a good posh wank what,what

by Alex the ham February 26, 2008

a posh wank

When one wanks poshly with the butler watching

I had a posh wank this morning it was splendid

by _Xx_jen.Rm_xX_ July 27, 2017

Posh Wank

When you jerk it with your pinkie up - like a Victorian era gentleman drinking a cup of tea.

I was so ready for an upper-class experience I had to pre-empt it with a posh wank

by Mbabane January 11, 2019

posh wank

to masturbate while wearing a glove

nothing on telly lasty night so I stayed in a had a posh wank

by Lord Spunkface November 20, 2003

Ghetto Posh Wank

To masturbate wearing an opened plastic sandwich bag instead of condom. Hence, no messy clean up and less expensive especially with coupons and sales.

Money is tight right now so I had to ghetto posh wank instead of buying condoms.

by Jack off 24 January 06, 2010