Portsmouth

City located in the South Eastern Virginia, world renown for its pungent odor. Due to its close proximity, the smell likely originated in Hampton and has taken root in Portsmouth.
Portsmouth city motto boasts,
"At least we dont live in Hampton."

Portsmouth residents have an average per capita income of $6000 a year, and most of that goes towards the purchase of crack cocaine.

Lucy: Where have you been, i haven't seen you in a week.
Pete: I moved to Portsmouth last week.
Lucy: Thats good, at least you dont live in Hampton.
Pete: Yeah, fuck Hampton.

Portsmouth by Brasco December 5, 2007

Portsmouth

Where perfection meets paradise, the harbour town of Portsmouth is born. A collection of rolling hills, real gentlemen, and a burger van combine to create this magical location.

Thou hath visit thy Portsmouth, thus shalt surely remain mushty

Portsmouth by Lewis12121 January 10, 2014

Portsmouth Plumber 

A guy that gives BJ's to random strangers in public parks. Considered derogatory.

"hey man I heard you went to The Fens last night after the bars closed looking for a Portsmouth Plumber. lololololollolololololool"

"Wut? Fuck you. That ain't cool. I was at my grandma's house last night."

Portsmouth Plumber by affluent geoffrey October 6, 2019

Portsmouth

Two words: Shite Hole!

Man 1:Whats all the brown stuff in Portsmouth?
Man 2: Shite

Portsmouth by sallyanna February 22, 2009

Portsmouth FC 

Discusting team. All inbred. Funny looking creatures. Skates

You support Portsmouth fc you must be inbred mush

Portsmouth FC by Hahahhahahallllehhehe May 6, 2019

portsmouth

The biggest shithole in the UK. Full of Skate (see definition) and the place smells of nats piss and fish (Grimbsy pales into comparison compared to Portshithole).

Relative pawpers in terms of a football team compared to their superior counter parts along the coast. Common sense though will soon prevail and the team of foreign refugee's will be relegated back down where they belong.

Shithole, smells of nat piss

portsmouth by John Collins April 15, 2004

Portsmouth

A Korean hoe named Port who had a Russian penis and a Japanese penis in its mouth. She spit out the Russian penis, and continued sucking the Japanese's because it had predominant powers.

"That hoe is such a Portsmouth!"

Portsmouth by John Jacob Smith April 15, 2007