Poopnuts

A nut covered in poop

Oh poopnuts
You poopnut
Stop being a poopnut u poopy poopnut
Stop pooping poopnuts

by Poopnut man January 3, 2023

poopbutt

A sissy, a person/people with no game, a crybaby.

Man, leave that poopbutt alone!

by Tim August 6, 2003

poonut butter

Viscous liquid or paste which can be scraped from under the forskin or applebag and emits an ordor similar to that of the asshole of a rotting carcas. The substance is good for wiping on fellow varsity football players and lubricating door hinges.

Jerry scraped the poonut butter from his genitals and slathered a generous helping to Amys face.

by poonut man March 26, 2010

poopbutt

Poopbutt is that not so fresh feeling you get when you take a good dump and fail to wash your butt. The feeling is the worst when you have either eaten spicy foods, or had a bit too much to drink the night before.

Damn, my ass is burning! Poopbutt sucks!

by wrighthnc February 5, 2004

poofnuts

being taken to a secluded location by a significantly older man under false pretexts and then offered ass numbing drugs

"im just looking for my friends house that is for sale while i drive you home from work at 3 AM... oh look, a carpark in the middle of the bush... oh look, how did these drugs get in my glove compartment?"
"thats poofnuts mate"

by zarathustra May 13, 2005

Poopbutts

A group of best friends, typically three, who do everything and anything together. They're extremely weird, and don't allow anyone else to join their small circle of friends. They have no shame and love to make up code names for people they commonly talk about. The language in which they speak is made up entirely of their inside jokes, so no one else can understand it or learn it, so don't try. They are, and forever will be, the sexiest people you know.

Poopbutts gotta stick together, PB4L.

by Sabanita November 22, 2011

poofnuts

being taken to a secluded location under false pretexts by a significantly older gay man who then offers you ass numbing drugs.

"Im just looking for a friends house which is for sale while i drive you home from work at 3 AM... oh look, an empty secluded carpark in the bush... oh look, how did those drugs get in my glove compartment?"
"Thats poofnuts mate"

by zarathustra March 30, 2005