Pookins

A gay nickname used to mess with your friend or as a term of endearment if you’re gay

Alejandro Spedbean: hey Tuani Wuani POOKINS!

Tuani Wuani: stop calling me pookins faggot

by Tuantingtong July 29, 2018

pookiness

Someone who you love so much as a friend that there are no other words to describe this person. To just want to squeeze someone in a tight hug. Someone who is just so adorable is considered someone's pookiness.

"You're my little pookiness!"

by eshpinibopity October 12, 2006

Poominate

To sit and think deeply about something whilst in the act of pooing or to ruminate while you poo.

I had to come up with a solution, but I was having a mental block. I needed to poominate on this for a while.

by Fox Hunt February 25, 2013

Poopkin Pie

The smell that results after someone takes a stinky dump and then afterwards sprays any autumn scented spray that consists of hazel and pumpkin spice to try and mask the odor. *May occur more in some months than others.

Friend 1: Bro last night Jenny baked a hot steamy poopkin pie yesterday. Smell filled the entire house.

Friend 2: Aww man gross

by Lil pimpchop April 3, 2019

Pooking

The act of pooping and puking at the same time.

I was so hungover that I started pooking this morning.

by APALLeN July 12, 2014

Plomkin

A plomkin is when you recieve head whilst taking a shit

I like taking dumps... I like getting head... A plomkin is a win-win.

by The Original Überbitch June 23, 2008

PoonKing

A person who is so smooth in his/her approach to women that they are simply sitting on the throne of poon, also known as the 'poonchair'

This term can easily be used sarcastically to people who are the complete opposite.

e.g. "whoa man you're totally the PoonKing"

by Weirded Out Girls Everywhere May 6, 2009