poodonkey

A fine gentleman with exceptional standards, charisma, and rugged good looks.

All of us ladies fawn for men like PooDonkey and despise Weeble Wobbles.

by Corky March 13, 2003

Poodanking

The act of pooping into the urethra of your penis, and then peeing out the poop as though it were a more viscous peepee. Poodanking is a solo act, involving the penis and pooper of a single poodanker.

Note: Poodanking is not a town in China.

I'll never poodank again!

Jenny (on phone): "What are you doing right now?"
Ted (on other end of phone): "Nothing."
Jenny: No, come on sugarbunny. Tell me what you are doing."
Ted: I...uh... how do I phrase this? I... uh... I'm shitting into my penis! And then releasing the sweet nectar as though it were urine of my own!"
Jenny: "Come again, Ted?"
Ted: "Jenny, I'm POODANKING!!!"
Jenny: *dialtone*........

by Jason Brown Bear January 13, 2008

poodonkey

comes from the ancient saxon root, "puo dankie"

which means, to look like a big fat donkey farker, ie mother of hrimkalder from the ancient english poem, Vorsteinglaus.

that girl looks like poodonkey. her crack is very smelly

by loraina bobbit February 14, 2005

Poodonkis

A stuffed dromiceiomimus with the strange urge to make holocaust jokes that sits inside Strong Mad's closet.

Poodonkis is love, Poodonkis is life

by King Bubsgonzola Supreme November 30, 2013

poodunk

Small, hairy creatures resembling the trolls of world-wide mythology. The poodunk generally stands approximately 1-1.5 feet tall and is covered with coarse, grungy fur on every part of it's body except the hands, feet, and face. Poodunks can be found lurking in dark corners of rooms and are believed to be the cause of many mischevious acts that are otherwise unexplainable.

"Looks like a poodunk got ahold of my painting, its torn to shreds."

by The_Poodunk_Overlord May 24, 2004

poodanggar

term of affection for person / animal with lovable traits despite certain bowel habits

Oh your cat is such a poodanggar

by Anonymous November 5, 2003

podank

A term used to describe dirtiness.
Also a string band from Oklahoma.

I have some podank smegma.

by Danksters Anonymous December 2, 2003