Poseidon

Poseidon (Neptune) is the brother of Zeus.

Poseidon is the ruler of the waters.

by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ August 4, 2010

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poseidon kiss

when water splashes up from the toilet onto your butt from the poop dropping into the water

This morning when I woke up and went to the bathroom, I totally got a poseidon kiss from that turd I dropped.

by rim_ram_rod August 13, 2016

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(Noun) When the gravitational force of falling feces into a toilet causes a splash that touches the butthole of the person defecating. This is often super uncomfortable for the victim, although it has not yet been linked with any cases of PTSD. Simple precautions to avoid this displeasure include placing a couple preliminary pieces of toilet paper into the bowl prior to egestion.

On while on the toilet, John felt posiden's kiss and vomitted ever so slightly in his mouth.

by Jcrapper62 July 20, 2017

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Neptune’s Poseidon Powder

Cocaine
Krabby Patty secret formula

Put some Neptune’s Poseidon Powder in the patty.

by TheEmperorOfLightSLO January 15, 2019

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Poseidon's Pillow

How one defeats Psoeidon's Kiss:
Placing a couple sheets of fresh toilet paper in the bowl before a sizable bowel movement, reduces the risk of Poseidon's Kiss.

Aww man! Poseidon's Kiss again?

Next time try using Poseidon's Pillow!

Hey, who the fuck are you and what is Poseidon's Pillow?

Neverfuckingmind who I am. Poseidon's Pillow is where you simply place a few sheets of toilet paper in the bowl before you take a giant shit.

Oh, sounds cool.

by Yortisme September 19, 2015

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