craptown: population one

Something that is or went bad or crappy, usually describing something at school.

boy: how did you do on that test?
girl: it was craptown: population one!

girl: ugh, these noodles are craptown: population one!

by natasha123456 November 10, 2007

Population Pudding

A delicious term for "sperm".

"Tonight I'm taking Sheila out to dinner. If all goes well, she'll be eating my population pudding for dessert!"

"Bob is so hot...I wouldn't mind tastin' his population puddin'"!

by DeAnn Guthrie December 17, 2012

Population Theory

A theory coined by sports talk show host Tony Kornheiser referring to international soccer. According to the population theory, the country with the larger population should have more players to chose from, and therefore be better than a team with a smaller population. By this theory the United States should crush Central and South American countries as well as small European countries. This theory has been proven widely false as the U.S. consistently gets their ass handed to them by countries that can't be spotted on a map without a magnifying glass.

Michael: Does the U.S. Soccer team have a chance of beating the stacked Argentina team.

Tony: We have 270 million more citizens, we will crush Argentina, population theory homes.

by K-DOG June 6, 2014

Population Paste

The steamy liquid of a man that helps make childern. This nice substance is also used in porn movies to go all over the faces of the woman or gay man.

Population Paste was stuck in her throat! Wait..wha?

by WHAAAAA August 1, 2003

poopulation

The euphoria that comes after one is relieved of an enormous poo. That relief that you feel, then the feeling of weighing less. This especially occurs after you've been holding it in for an extended period of time.

A: Dude, you look really happy right now. Why is that?
B: I'm in an extreme sense of poopulation.

Or:

Alex: Molly, say that Russia's POPULATION is higher, not their poopulation, I doubt that that is included on the chart.
Molly: -laughs- Good point.

by Alex Clayden April 16, 2008

population density

The average number of people who live in a unit area, such as a square mile.

The Map Showed the population density of Africa

by lenyak0512 November 1, 2015

Population Negative 5

Wanting to live somewhere where the population is negative 5.
The only population is dead.

I want to live somewhere where the population is -5, talk about alone.

by AKD May 13, 2005