Screenwriter: Do you know of anyone interested in directing my screenplay?
Michael Bay: I could do it.
Screenwriter: Really? It will be a challenge. There are over fifteen characters with fleshed out backgrounds and over 10 different detailed settings in which the story takes place, not to mention the mutiple plot twists and character developments.
Michael Bay: Any explosions?
Screenwriter: Nope. None at all.
Michael Bay: *checks schedule* Yeah I just realized I'm busy on that date.
Screenwriter: But I didn.......
Michael Bay: O.K. bye!
*Michael Bay runs away*
Michael Bay: I could do it.
Screenwriter: Really? It will be a challenge. There are over fifteen characters with fleshed out backgrounds and over 10 different detailed settings in which the story takes place, not to mention the mutiple plot twists and character developments.
Michael Bay: Any explosions?
Screenwriter: Nope. None at all.
Michael Bay: *checks schedule* Yeah I just realized I'm busy on that date.
Screenwriter: But I didn.......
Michael Bay: O.K. bye!
*Michael Bay runs away*
by Baron6489 August 5, 2009

by thotianaarias January 7, 2019

Dammit, "Candy", I don't care about your acting career. Screw the plot building, and nail someone already.
by ExtremeBob September 5, 2006

"Why do you watch CW's beauty and the beast, is it for the plot?"
"Hell No, it's for all the hot chicks..."
"Hell No, it's for all the hot chicks..."
by TriSurf77 December 7, 2012

The part between the explosions and nudity. The proper role of plot is to provide relief from the heavier material and give the audience a few seconds to use the restroom or get some popcorn. At its worst, plot is often depended upon by indie movies, which lack either the budget or the creativity to do a feature film. Another tool these inferior productions often use to mask their incompetency is character development.
1)The ending was good, but the first half of the movie was bogged down in plot.
2)"Wont the audience be overwhelmed when we cut from the jumping from the Empire State Building to the Chrysler Building scene to the three-way lesbian scene?""We could transition with a 30-second plot scene.""Good idea!"
2)"Wont the audience be overwhelmed when we cut from the jumping from the Empire State Building to the Chrysler Building scene to the three-way lesbian scene?""We could transition with a 30-second plot scene.""Good idea!"
by Ryne E September 1, 2010

Todd: Damn nigga didja hear about the "plot" sound of my uncles shit last night? It sounded so mofo good.
Nigga: What the actual hecc.
Nigga: What the actual hecc.
by Dumb Subject October 21, 2018

