pitted

To have sex, get high, and get drunk in the same night and have a great time.

This weekend, im about to get soo pitted. Im gonna go drink, and smoke an L with my boys, then fuck some bitch real hard.

by DonnyHuntNovak January 5, 2008

Pitted

Someone who is under the influence of marijuana trying to pit maneuver another vehicle off the road; or just high as a kite in general.

Did you see that guy almost run that car off the road? "Yeah he must be pitted out of his mind"

by RuffWood August 12, 2015

pitted

a way of dying in surfing as surfers would say but really its when your so completely oblivious to life you surf over any other sport

wait....

i mean when your gay

Normal person: "Hey evan want to get pitted?"

Evan(Aka surfer bro):"Fuck ya!!!!!!!!!!!!?!!!!!!?!?!?!??!?!"

by Esc Silly MisterMgoo August 5, 2010

Pitted

An adjective for a woman whose uterus has been removed.

Guy 1: Bro what if she gets pregnant?
Guy 2: She’s pitted bro, I don’t gotta worry about no baby.

by UbanQueen September 24, 2019

Pitted

To ramble about off-topic subjects during sales calls, offering vague answers that require others to jump in and frieburger the situation before it gets out of hand.

"Man, I just wanted an answer, but that guy pitted me for about 10 minutes."

by Dick Editor December 9, 2008

Pitted

This word is common when the cleaning of a oil burner with the torch because it will thin the oil burner.

Don't torch my pipe it will pit my pipe or my pipe will get pitted.

by Yoitsdope October 31, 2021

Pitted

Dirty undercarriage of a dog.

Darlington, UK term

“That dog is Pitted”

by Nyte_owl March 29, 2023