Pony Jar

The Pony Jar was a meme back in ye old days of tumblr that originated from a man who made posts about his “pony jar” which was a glass jar with a singular my little pony toy in the middle. And he would put his semen in the jar to cover the toy

Now it is used as a way to ruin people with internet culture’s day

“Bro I can ruin your day in 2 words”

“Bet,”
“Pony Jar”

Pony Jar by Velvet.Exe January 2, 2020

alimony pony 

To ride an alimony pony it is when lower-income ex-spouse continue meeting certain living by getting the amount paid by one ex-spouse after a divorce.

"Friends":

- How have U been?
- Well, I am divorced. I'm riding the alimony pony.

alimony pony by Molekula Apelsina March 14, 2014

Thunder Pony 

The infamous shot of alcohol whereby it is customary to yell, "THUNDER PONY" prior to drinking the shot.

Dizzle, I hope you enjoy a thunder pony for your birthday tonight!

Thunder Pony by Thunder Pony Fan October 29, 2014

Class Pony 

Normally a girl, usually in highschool, known for giving other students sexual pleasure.

Wow that girl get's around, she is definitely the "Class Pony"

Class Pony by Major Tanksley April 8, 2006

grease pony 

a derogatory slur.

“stop being such a grease pony!”

grease pony by bewhoyouarefoyopridedonthide October 21, 2022

dog and pony show

An elaborate act of bullshit, generally used to distract attention away from the sheer uselessness of the actual project or act.

The US Presidential Race.
Any democratic process in the US.

Look at these corrupt assholes talking about non-issues. Man do the ignorant apathetic masses eat up this dog and pony show.

dog and pony show by Jackofallfades August 12, 2012

One horse pony 

One horse pony is a term commonly used by old fools that can't complete a sentence without soiling themselves.

You one horse pony! You are a dog faced pony soldier!

One horse pony by One horse pony December 23, 2020