phladunk

To hit someone in the face with their penis.

My woman wasn't listening to what I was saying, so I phladunked her.

by Rico Enrique January 14, 2008

Phlamboojle

While perfoming anal sex the guy pulls out before shooting his load. the girl proceeds to push out a load, as she does this the guy shoots his load on her butt. he then takes the turd sperm mixture and wipes in on her face.

Hey honey u told me u wanted to try anal sex, well we should try Phlamboojle.

by Chance Blackburn April 16, 2008

Phland

When someone mumbles the words to a song they don't know.

Will someone get that guy off the stage he's phlanding every song

by Nathan Ostritch November 26, 2010

Phajot

It's like faggot, only the word sounds gayer than the person it's describing.

There's so many phajots over here.
Damn dude, Jacob is such a phajot.

by SimplyRidiculous September 12, 2016

Phlijj

it can describe anything 'phlijj' can mean anything and is anything

"you are such a phlijj"
"phlijj off you motherphlijjer"

by calamari5895 June 26, 2017

Phlamumphlamite

A bastard's bastard

Shut it ya fuckin' phlamumphlamite

by NebCRasbit June 12, 2020

Phlacharkick

(transitive verb) - When something so incredibly beyond words happens, that one cannot fathom nor elaborate on any logical reason; an astounding anomaly.
|fluh 'kär kik|

Johnny felt phlacharkick as he watched a gorgeous woman grind on his large friend Sam; Sam realized the moment to be phlacharkick, so he embraced his chance and didn't question her reasoning.

by Andy & Andrew January 31, 2008