phenus

Swollen manly truncheon from hell

Oh my god! His phenus ripped my asshole apart, and then got stuck,

by Christina O October 8, 2005

Pendu

A penalty merchant fraud alleged footballer from Portugal. He loves to stat pad against small teams like Crotone and Andorra and disappear against Porto, Ajax, and Lyon. He is known to cry whenever the referee does not give him a penalty.

Pendu just scored a hattrick against Cagliari, and then he disappeared against Benevento.

by Jose Mourinho is finished March 24, 2021

pendu

fraud from portugal who score only tap in and penatly he like to steal pens a lot even he miss them.
He puts stat vs luxemborg but dissapears vs germany
he cries when he doesnt get pen or when someone doesnt give his tap in

Pendu is my idol I love him so much but he is sadly finished
Pendu is the tap-in penalty merchant but he is a fraud

by Luuk De Goat January 24, 2022

pendulum protester

A person who will wildly alter his or her views in order to contradict a (usually prominent and/or majority-held) action or view, often to the point of contradicting their own previous statements or stated opinions.

Most noticeable in political forums, especially online.

PP: "We should all love each other and not fight or make war, because we are all humans and should unite under the banners of our own similarities."
Bystander: "What do you think about the Iraq war?"
PP: "DEATH TO TEH FASCIST AMERIKKKA!!!! EMBRACE MARXISM!! FREE MUMIA!! CHE GUEVARA!!!!

by apolitical August 23, 2004

pendulous

hanging down freely in a velumptuous manner.
offen referred to when describing tits or balls usually tits.

DANG that girl got a pendulous pair :)

by jangles995 September 28, 2008

PenduDog

The term PenduDog is used for the mentally challenged fans of the Portuguese penalty merchant Penaldo. These clowns are as finished and retarded as their idol. Be careful as to not argue with these clowns as their IQ is irrelevant.

John: Hey would you check this book I wrote "1000 Reasons why Ronaldo is better than Messi!"
Everyone Else: Shut up dickrider PenduDog.

by Rational Football Fan February 4, 2023

Pennsylvania Pendulum

The act of placing a Strap on, on a mans ass. While having sexual intercourse. 1 girl is placed behide the man and one in the front of the man. The Man begins to move his hips thus creating a Pendulum like motion

John: I heard billy gave two girls the Pennsylvania Pendulum Last night
Kyle:Damn...

by Hmmmm Wait Okay September 29, 2014