Philiposis

An abnormal and awkward state of being in which one is afflicted with multiple insufficiencies that result in a permanent social and facial handicap. One has many shortcomings in all aspects of life and tries to compensate by spending copius amounts of money on designer clothing in order to divert attention away from an ugly face. Tendencies also include concocting lies of nonexistent girlfriends to increase one’s stock and to conceal one's homosexuality. The overcompensatory nature of this individual may function as a mask to disguise the fact that he is a product of a weak and recycled genepool. One with this condition also displays weak smack talking skills lacking in back up and wit.

person 1: There is something very off about him...

person 2: What is so wrong with him, besides his face?

person 1: He checks MYSPACE profiles of hot girls and pretends that he is friends with them...

person 2: I think he has Philiposis...which explains the uncanny resemblance to his female cousin and his debilitating lack of game.

by emmjay October 24, 2006

halitosis

The breath you have when you've just woke up. Some people call it morning breath and it smells like someone has died in your mouth.

Matthew has halitosis.

by psycho bitch March 7, 2004

phallitosis

peckerbreath

Rob has the worst case of phallitosis I've ever encountered.

by Harry Flashman June 27, 2003

halitosis

(n., shortened form of "simple chronic halitosis") False medical condition created by advertising writers to sell mouthwash. Only known symptom is bad breath, usually brought under control with periodic use of advertiser's product.

The best cure for halitosis is better oral hygene.

by Anonymous May 26, 2003

halitosis

A condition 1/3 people have at Garfield High school

by FAT Tom June 14, 2003

anal halitosis

Just a fancy synonym for "fart".

Someone here in the elevator has some "anal halitosis!"

by Valhalla Norsemen September 30, 2013

halitosis hypnosis

The effect someone gets when a person with bad breath is speaking to them. The condition is made worse if it involves being on a date. Indications are, weariness in the limbs, a blind stare, the worst being loss of consciousness.

Woman: "Where did you go right now? You seem completely out of it."

Man: "Well Miss, I am sorry to say this, but your breath put me under Halitosis Hypnosis, Gotta Run!"

by blumehauser October 15, 2009