pete

pete- he of little words

whys he not talking? oh hes doing a pete

by spOOnbasher June 17, 2018

pete

to throw up all over yourself in front of everyone after having only one sip of beer.

after john peted himself at the party, he ran home crying.

by jillybeans December 24, 2008

pete

its a friendly name that you can call anyone. if you see someone just say hey pete and nod and it is cool.

G''day pete

by p.lane388141 September 5, 2019

Pete

Pete is a funny person, usually and Grandpop, that is always making smart remarks like he is cool. Pete, also known as Peter, is very racist, and loves to say the word bitches when pulling up to the Mall. He loves to cook and make fun of Asians.

Pete was talking about the smell of the Negroes today.

by Geoleo123 October 28, 2011

Peteing

It's doing a shit then smearing your turd all over a rentboys arse, and then fucking the turd into them.

Hadden really gave that guys arse a good peteing

by owen laursen December 26, 2008

pete

(v.)
1. the need to pee and eat.
2. an urge to eat and also use the toilet.

Man... I really need to pete
or past tense: I'm so glad I finally pate

by Alison and Justine August 5, 2008

Pete

A womanizing arsehole who thinks the sun shines out of his (less than impressive) knob.

Pete's Girlfriend: Who's your baby daddy?

Pete's Other Girlfriend: Pete, who's your baby daddy?

Pete's Girlfriend: ...Pete

Pete: *Thumps chest* I AM MAN, I MAKE BABY, I LEAVE BABY, I AM MAAAN

Example 2.

Girl 1: Why do you look so angry, unhappy and sexually unsatisfied?

Girl 2: I'm going out with pete :(

by BlisterPlasterWoooah January 21, 2011