Pete

A womanizing arsehole who thinks the sun shines out of his (less than impressive) knob.

Pete's Girlfriend: Who's your baby daddy?

Pete's Other Girlfriend: Pete, who's your baby daddy?

Pete's Girlfriend: ...Pete

Pete: *Thumps chest* I AM MAN, I MAKE BABY, I LEAVE BABY, I AM MAAAN

Example 2.

Girl 1: Why do you look so angry, unhappy and sexually unsatisfied?

Girl 2: I'm going out with pete :(