Pretendarista (n) - A person who works in a cafe, knows the mechanics of making coffee, but is unable to make anything that tastes even remotely like coffee. Is able to txt while operating coffee machine.
That was the worst coffee I've ever had. The pretendarista behind the counter is obviously busy thinking about how many vodkas shes going to drink tonight before she falls down.
by A Sparky May 1, 2010
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Tyrone: "Man, that fool is reeaalll gangster."
Mr. Washington: "Man fuck that mark, He kicks it wit a bunch of pretendaz!"
Mr. Washington: "Man fuck that mark, He kicks it wit a bunch of pretendaz!"
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Missy used to date Pete. After they broke up, he went pretenda-fag and dated a guy, but is now back to sleeping with Missy.
by mystical777girl May 27, 2011
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