peedoink

A penis.

Please, do not kick me in the peedoink. ~Mike Graham, DMD

by Dickflaptica October 28, 2021

peenuckle

Similar to that of Camel Toe on a female, this frequently happens to men who wear their pants hiked up too high around their waist, thus causing their package to bulge to one side of the pant leg. An occasional double-peenuckle happens when the seam splits the beans and sausage evenly to either side. Regardless of the showing, the victim immediately sustains feelings of nausea, dizziness and vomiting may inevitebly follow if a peenuckle is seen on grandpa, dad or any other close male relative.

Dangit dad, wear your pants a little lower. We're tired of seeing your peenuckle!

by Bardatello Sampsonite Duberry III February 24, 2007

peedee

/pée-dee/ n. woman's menstrual cycle or period.

Got my peedee today! Look out!

I'll smear my peedee sops on you!

by Hal Jackson April 6, 2010

peed in your cheerios

A term used to draw attention to someone's bad mood, bitchiness, or your general hate for that person.

"Jeeze, who peed in your cheerios??"

by Ethan Marston January 8, 2009

Peedigler

When you masterbate furiously and go to sleep then wake up the next morning finding it hard to pee.

Dude I had the worst peedigler this morning, it fucking stung.

by DickSniggler752 May 24, 2017

peedubsub

pussy with sideburns , hair consisting on womans face, belly, and/or lower back

i deal with nine and tens no peedubsub threes and fours

by The Dylon October 4, 2010

Peedy Mayden

Mayden is an alternate spelling of ''Maiden'', Maiden generally meaning a beautiful woman and is often often used in the same sentance as ''Peedy'' meaning ''Pretty'' if used with baby language. The phrase ''Peedy Mayden'' can often be sung to the tune of ''Holy Diver'' by Dio.

a) ''You're such a Peedy Mayden :)''
b) ''Peedy Mayden, You've been down too long in the peedy sea.''

by Ireallyhatebrown August 5, 2009