parasitic lifestyle

An intentional, manipulative, selfish, and exploitative financial dependence on others as reflected in a lack of motivation, low self-discipline, and inability to begin or complete responsibilities.

he lives a parasitic lifestyle and is totaly dependant on his Babys momma

by pub10der November 5, 2013

ParashockX

A youtuber that does If I videos.

Me: Lets Watch ParashockX.

by April 29 2020 April 29, 2020

parasocial andy

A fan of an online personality, usually a twitch streamer, who tends to send expensive gifts or large donations to the streamer as a result of an irregular parasocial relationship with the streamer

I can’t believe that guy sent Hasanabi a Gucci wallet in the mail. What a parasocial andy, dude.

by reactlord July 23, 2021

Patranine

The cousin of your paternal cousin, to whom you are not related.

I just visited my cousin Jake in New Hampshire, his dad is my dad's brother. Jake's mom's sister's daughter was also there, she is Jake's cousin and my patranine. She was hot.

by SonsyEpicMap February 22, 2021

Parasite

One who leaches off others whilst pretending to be their friend. Once they have their fill they move on to the next victim.

That Slimbo is a real parasite. Waited till his mate got a big payout then he and his mates bled him white then disappeared.

by Slimbo Kev February 10, 2017

parasentience

The capacity to sense beyond what others normally sense.

I saw her parasentience in action as she opted to exit the freeway right before the truck in front of us exploded.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 30, 2018

Parasite privilege

Parasite privilege is when elites weaponize identity politics to deflect legitimate criticism or to protect their class privilege.

Sane person: Billionaires are parasites. No single person can create a billion dollars worth of value, their wealth relies on rampant worker exploitation.

Privileged NeoLiberal: What? You’re not allowed to criticize billionaires, that’s anti-Semitic.

Sane person: You’re disingenuously using identity politics to protect the powerful. That's parasite privilege.

by Wealthy Hobo March 8, 2021