patchouli

1) A plant that smells like a Grateful Dead concert.
2) Not a shower, contrary to San Franciso's public policy on hygiene.
3) Slang term for Filty Filthy Hippie

"No hipppie, that's a bad hippie. Patchouli is not a shower!"

by fnordmotorco August 12, 2005

Patchouli Dick

A penis that has penetrated several hippie vaginas. Similar to a wook cock. See wook.

Justin has literally majored in camp counseling at university. He definitely has a patchouli dick.

by CatEra_wook July 21, 2018

patchouli

A fragrance that is best when blended with other scents, not as a cover for a personality. Below is a joke I came up with when this hippie yelled a lot of random statements and then left the room. Anyone is free to repeat this joke.

"What a waste of patchouli."

by Brandon L. July 16, 2008

Patchouli

The sound one makes after vomiting, and trying to spit out the last bit, out of your mouth. Often caused from the actual patchouli smell.

I could here Joe finish throwing up, and let out the last patchouli of spit when he finished.

by bicyclejohn June 28, 2010

patchouli

An amulet of vaginal fluids worn in a flask around the neck.

"I finally convinced Orit to give me a patchouli last night."

by NewR2D2 August 7, 2012

patchouli

Also known as hippie piss or hippy piss.

Steve said that some patchouli-wearing, dirty surf-hippie smelled like hippie piss.

by Paul D. Key July 29, 2006

Patchouli

A perfume from the 70's and 80's that cover up the smell of drugs on them.

Dude can I borrow some of your patchouli,please my mom will kill me!!!!!!

by xXDONALDTRUMPXx June 28, 2016