A useless programming language one is forced to lean in high school, instead of a highly useful and relevant language like C, C++, Java, etc.
Mr. Pedersons AP Pascal class in 10th grade was the turning point - I could have been a successful high paid software engineer, but after having my soul crushed by that archaic monstrosity that I knew I would never use in any professional context, I ended up as a janitor cleaning toilets. I drink myself to sleep every night, sad and lonely in my van down by the river thinking of what could have been if they had taught me C instead.
by Frampton McChrist July 15, 2008
-Hey, Jim just told that his dad invented the Ringolos...
-Oh my God! He must have pulled the Pascal!
-Oh my God! He must have pulled the Pascal!
by mdvrd April 7, 2006
A rather useless programming language, initialy created to teach new programmers how to do it properly, after the wave of sloppy programmers in the 60s. Improvements have meant that it has been used for real programming (mainly by apple). Good to get you into good habits, but still useless in the end.
person 1:i learnt programming in C++ in no time at all thanks to all the years i spent learning Pascal
Person 2:yeah...but if you just learnt C++ in the first place, you wouldnt have had to bother.
Person 1:&*%^$% you
Blaize Pascal:you think youve got it bad? they named the bloody thing after me when i was already dead!
Person 2:yeah...but if you just learnt C++ in the first place, you wouldnt have had to bother.
Person 1:&*%^$% you
Blaize Pascal:you think youve got it bad? they named the bloody thing after me when i was already dead!
by thefireycaddilac September 26, 2005
I love cock, I'm so Pascal
by Whiskykid February 26, 2015
She is a sexy, strong, courageous, independent woman. A woman that isn't going to stand by and be bullied by anyone nor let you bully someone else in her presence.
A woman that is both beautiful on the inside and out. Many may call her a saint. She will have your back in any fight, and so you better have her's too, and if not she will discard you for the coward trash heap you are.
She is a dear friend, a shoulder to cry on, an encourager, trustworthy and respectable.
Bootylicious ass and the most voluptuous lips you have ever seen. Most shiny and delicious smelling hair you will ever encounter.
A woman that is both beautiful on the inside and out. Many may call her a saint. She will have your back in any fight, and so you better have her's too, and if not she will discard you for the coward trash heap you are.
She is a dear friend, a shoulder to cry on, an encourager, trustworthy and respectable.
Bootylicious ass and the most voluptuous lips you have ever seen. Most shiny and delicious smelling hair you will ever encounter.
by NamesDictionary November 12, 2013
noun A white, racist, stubborn old man who has no ass and no front teeth
Pascals—2 or more pascal—dangerous, avoid if possible by using evasive maneuvers.
Pascal(s) is/are usually found roaming the western regions of France.
Pascals—2 or more pascal—dangerous, avoid if possible by using evasive maneuvers.
Pascal(s) is/are usually found roaming the western regions of France.
by ajajajddwad January 18, 2019
A beautiful woman who is the object of every mans desire. She is exotic and perfect in every way. She is at perfect hight and weight and she carries her self like a goddess. Sex symbol. Women are often jealous of a Pascale and assume from her good looks and finess that she is a bitch. Don't let her looks fool you. A female who is a Pascale is drop dead amazing inside and out. Men adore her and will do whatever it takes to be around her. She is worshiped.
A super model could be called a Pascale
Guy 1: look at her! she's getting me hard just watching her walk away! A BLOCK AWAY! I need that woman!
Guy 2: Yep! Thats a Pascale for you! she is untouchable.
Guy 3: She is untouchable unless you got game like me!
Guy 1: look at her! she's getting me hard just watching her walk away! A BLOCK AWAY! I need that woman!
Guy 2: Yep! Thats a Pascale for you! she is untouchable.
Guy 3: She is untouchable unless you got game like me!
by smart_man_33 April 8, 2010