Pascal 

A useless programming language one is forced to lean in high school, instead of a highly useful and relevant language like C, C++, Java, etc.

Mr. Pedersons AP Pascal class in 10th grade was the turning point - I could have been a successful high paid software engineer, but after having my soul crushed by that archaic monstrosity that I knew I would never use in any professional context, I ended up as a janitor cleaning toilets. I drink myself to sleep every night, sad and lonely in my van down by the river thinking of what could have been if they had taught me C instead.

Pascal by Frampton McChrist August 7, 2008

Pascal 

The act of lying compulsively.

-Hey, Jim just told that his dad invented the Ringolos...
-Oh my God! He must have pulled the Pascal!

Pascal by mdvrd April 25, 2006

Pascal 

A rather useless programming language, initialy created to teach new programmers how to do it properly, after the wave of sloppy programmers in the 60s. Improvements have meant that it has been used for real programming (mainly by apple). Good to get you into good habits, but still useless in the end.

person 1:i learnt programming in C++ in no time at all thanks to all the years i spent learning Pascal

Person 2:yeah...but if you just learnt C++ in the first place, you wouldnt have had to bother.

Person 1:&*%^$% you

Blaize Pascal:you think youve got it bad? they named the bloody thing after me when i was already dead!

Pascal by thefireycaddilac September 27, 2005

Pascal 

A gay person. A man who likes cock.

I love cock, I'm so Pascal

Pascal by Whiskykid February 26, 2015

Pascal 

She is a sexy, strong, courageous, independent woman. A woman that isn't going to stand by and be bullied by anyone nor let you bully someone else in her presence.

A woman that is both beautiful on the inside and out. Many may call her a saint. She will have your back in any fight, and so you better have her's too, and if not she will discard you for the coward trash heap you are.
She is a dear friend, a shoulder to cry on, an encourager, trustworthy and respectable.

Bootylicious ass and the most voluptuous lips you have ever seen. Most shiny and delicious smelling hair you will ever encounter.

Damn, you see her.. bet that's Pascal

Pascal by NamesDictionary November 12, 2013

Pascal 

noun A white, racist, stubborn old man who has no ass and no front teeth

Pascals—2 or more pascal—dangerous, avoid if possible by using evasive maneuvers.

Pascal(s) is/are usually found roaming the western regions of France.

Hey look at that Pascal! He smells like a old mattress

Oh no there are multiple pascals in thag

Pascal by ajajajddwad January 18, 2019

Pascal 

A stupid guy, most of all times a dutch person, used to fuck bitches, he will be homeless in the future!

A good person, named pascal

Pascal by Pascal-Bluf September 6, 2017