Palinated

1. To be nominated for a political position based on perceived popularity rather than expertise.
2. Appointing or promoting an unqualified person to a job or position as a result of political influence.

Definition 1:
Jane: I just palinated Chuck for president of the Parent Teacher Association! He's just soooo cute!

Dick: She's on the ballot for condo association treasurer? Who palinated her for that?

Definition 2:
Member of Nonprofit Board of Directors: We had to palinate Joey to CFO to keep his father from firing the whole board.

Vinny Cerrato: We palinated Jim Zorn to head coach to keep Snyder happy...

by gfsdave October 20, 2008

Parentarded

When the stress/anxiety to even speak to your parents makes you less intelligent or a resultant conversation with your parents makes you more dumb.

1 “Dude, I just talked to my parents, now I feel so fucking dumb.”

2 “Yeah man, you’re parentarded. ”

by soconfused80 March 4, 2023

pantard

Someone stupid in every type of intelligence. A combination of the Greek word 'pan' meaning 'all' and the word 'tard'

Hey, pantard, you spilled your mountain dew all over me!

by Gabriel Malone December 28, 2007

Palintarded

One who thinks the Earth is flat, Climate Change isnt real, Obama is a Muslim, Jesus hates Gays, incestuous rape is Gods will, and FOX really is Fair and Balanced tm.

I think my stepdad is Palintarded he keeps buying guns and taking about Kenyan Socialism

by GHM327 August 4, 2011

Pintard

1. Someone who lives their life by way of Pinterest.

2. Someone who constantly shares useless DIY crap or crappy recipes on Pinterest.

“Karen, quit sending me your crappy recipes! Nothing on Pinterest is real! Your such a Pintard!”

by Karen is sharen May 19, 2020

politard

A particularly dumb, stupid, slow witted politician

"How could we allow a politard like Bush to become president?"

by disgusted one September 26, 2006

Palinated

The process of being nominated for, or appointed to, a position of responsibility based on perceived popularity with no regard for competence.

Example 1: Sarah Palin.
Example 2: Dan Quayle.
Example 3(Daily usage): Jon was palinated to VP of Marketing because he was sleeping with the CFO.

by gfsdave January 22, 2009