federal pound me in the ass prison

A quote from the movie Office Space.
See also white color resort prison.

"We get caught laundering money, we're not going to white color resort prison. No, no, no. We're going to Federal pound me in the ass prison" -- Office Space

by Stavr0 November 19, 2003

pound me in the ass prison

in reference to "Office Space" meaning hard jail time, which means there is a good chance of getting raped by someone named bubba.

Ned: How much trouble could I get into for lifting this douche bags wallet?

Frankie : Yea i'm pretty sure that comes with a pound me in the ass prison sentence.

by Doggtown31LCC December 28, 2011

federal pound me in the ass prison

A prison where the daily routine involves much cornholing.

Kenneth Lay should be sent to federal pound me in the ass prison

by cutefuzzysquirrel May 5, 2003

pound sand in your ass

A kind way of telling someone to fuck off, through insertion of sand into their anus, and pushing it down through the use of a stick, road cone, or broken broom handle.

guy 1- man this dude at the bar was being a total douch nozzle.

guy 2- so what did you do?

guy 1- I just told him to pound sand in your ass.

guy 2- hmmm.

by vansdirty hand July 10, 2010

Ass-plund

When a guy rams into his girl/boy friends ass with his penis as hard as he can.

Mark:Did you have fun lastnight mary?

Mary:Yes, it was the greatest ass-plund ever!

Mark:Good, would you like to do it again tonight?

by HypnotiX June 30, 2006

10 pounds of bounce that ass

When some ugly lonely ass guy slides into your dms etc and wants to bounce your phat ass with his 3 inch dick.

Some ugly dude in your dms: hey you tryna catch 10 pounds of bounce that ass?

by Succdickforaliving123 June 12, 2018

20 pounds of bounce that ass

Its smells so fucking bad it's smells like a person who never washed their ass and they probably have cheese forming there and they just make you put your nose so deep in their ass

Girlfriend: wanna smell my ass?

Boyfriend: sure

Girlfriend: *makes his nose smell the nastiest shit ever*

Boyfriend: OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH you better go wash that ass and im breaking up with u ho and it smells like 20 pounds of bounce that ass

by YourNeighborhoodDefinater November 21, 2024