Skip to main content

Porcelain Ricochet

The guttural and oft deafening resonance created when ass gas breaches the O-ring, slams into toilet water and bounces off the bowl. The resulting sound is both ghoulish and unholy.
My God! We better get the hell outta here. I was just in the Library bathroom and heard a porcelain ricochet that could only have come from a Yeti or a Nazgûl. Either way, I'm not sticking around to find out.
by Above_Reproach July 23, 2016
mugGet the Porcelain Ricochet mug.

porcelain throne

A fancy term for a toilet.
I had to drop a duece on the porcelain throne.
by Ryan April 28, 2007
mugGet the porcelain throne mug.

Porcelain Pinata

When you take a crap and it is so long that it tips forward and hits the back of your sack.
"I just had a porcelain pinata experience"
by Wolverine3307 December 20, 2012
mugGet the Porcelain Pinata mug.

Porcelain Whale Song

The sound you get when you sit down on a toilet and fart...but nothing else comes out. The reverberation is amplified by the conical shape of the toilet.
I thought I was going to drop a major deuce, but instead, I was treated to a concert by the Porcelain Whale Song.
mugGet the Porcelain Whale Song mug.

Porcelain God

Toilet, particularly as related to vomiting. Usually combined with a worship-oriented verb to describe the act of vomiting into a toilet.
Last Friday, I drank five 40s of O.E. and two fifths of Canadian Mist and man, I was praying to the porcelain god all weekend! I'll never do that again.
by Winston Zedimore December 8, 2004
mugGet the Porcelain God mug.

Porcelain Butter

The left over poop smear that sticks to the bottom and side of the toilet after a good dump. So thick and sticky not even the strongest flush or the most powerful stream of pee will remove it. Similar to the left over peanut butter that remains on a knife after spreading it on a piece of bread.
Man, that toilet is covered in Porcelain Butter. It will take a tall glass of milk just to wash it down!
by DanK13 January 25, 2017
mugGet the Porcelain Butter mug.

Porcelain Steak

The poop that is left in a porcelain toilet as a result of NOT flushing.
Really now Wally?? Did you have to leave that porcelain steak in my toilet? Couldn't you have just flushed it?
by Billy King Ohio June 30, 2011
mugGet the Porcelain Steak mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email