Piotr

The best boyfriend in existence. I love him more than myself. Such a kind and warm hearted individual who will help you with anything. When he loves you, he really loves you. He won't ever let you go. He is my whole world and i'd never ever want to let him go. Piotr is someone who you need in your life. He acts so silly once he is comfortable with you. Plese, for your own sake, find yourself a piotr.

person 1 : Hey, you see my boyfriend, Piotr?
person 2: Yeah i wish he was MINE
person 1; Too bad gr

by han_gulpgulp November 3, 2023

Piotr

The best boyfriend in existence. I love him more than myself. Such a kind and warm hearted individual who will help you with anything. When he loves you, he really loves you. He won't ever let you go. He is my whole world and i'd never ever want to let him go. Piotr is someone who you need in your life. He acts so silly once he is comfortable with you. Please, for your own sake, find yourself a piotr.

person 1 : Hey, you see my boyfriend, Piotr?
person 2: Yeah i wish he was MINE
person 1; Too bad gr

by han_gulpgulp November 3, 2023

Piotr

Piotr is the best, hes a life savor. He makes everyone around him smile and he changed my life so much with him around. I want to spend the rest of my life with him. Piotr is like a ray of sunshine on a rainy day, he is the happines you feel when you are having a bad day.

"Hey Piotr, how's Catchet going?"

by chiknn January 4, 2024

dirty piotr

The act of fucking at a bar

A:last night i did a dirty Piotr
B:realy? Nice.

by Duzi peniś May 7, 2020

pilotredsun

A mysterious man that makes weird music and animations on youtube and he makes weird drawings that dont make sense and are drawn to either be badly drawn on purpose to pose a comedic effect or he cant draw, paired with the weird but simply amazing music this channel is the best for crude humor in animation

i love pilotredsun on youtube

by asdfghjkl345definitionrandomQ August 20, 2019

Piotrek

AKA Manliness, Godliness and Divine Beauty. Piotrek is a name given most often to the BETTER (Alpha) male. There are three expectations that must be met if one is to be named "Piotrek".
1. Huge penis
2. Handsome
3. Inteligent (130 IQ and up)

Not to be confused with Star Trek even though his penis might be the size of a Klingon war cruiser. Oh yeah.

I wish I could be Piotrek, that guy has everything I dream of and that which I will never posses.

by I wish I was Piotrek October 24, 2006

Pjotr

Pjotr will unintentionally stimulate your latent sapiosexuality by being a seemingly ordinary dude with maxed out brawn, perception, wisdom, intelligence, charisma, and resolve. He is painfully too humble to admit he may be the next phase of human evolution.

"Yo Pjotr"
"Hello there."
"General Kenobi."

by moogie moogie moogie moogie July 23, 2019