pineapple express

Is the sexual act and/or process performed by males, which consist of eating sweet fruits such as pineapples to generate sweet tasting semen or male ejaculate primarily for the receiving sexual partner to taste or eat after a facial
"Dude last night I gave her a taste of the pineapple express. She noticed i had eaten some pretty sweet Dole pineapples."
by norcaldude707 August 26, 2008
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pineapple express

when you dont cut your toenails for a year then while having sex shove them up your girlfriends asshole
man, that pineapple express hurt alot, i have rectal bleeding
by COR3YCOLTMAN January 31, 2009
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Pineapple Expressing

(Verb) To perform a series of implausible blunders resulting in state of overwhelming frustration for all individuals impacted by the situation.
My friend was pineapple expressing hard today when she locked her keys in the car and had her husband drive across town only to realize upon arrival that he too had forgotten to bring the spare set of keys. Needless to say, I missed my flight.
by Bystander123 February 04, 2021
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Pineapple Expressing

(Verb) To perform a series of implausible blunders resulting in state of overwhelming frustration for all individuals impacted by the situation.
My friend was pineapple expressing hard today when she locked her keys in the car and had her husband drive across town only to realize upon arrival that he too had forgotten to bring the spare set of keys. Needless to say, I missed my flight.
by Bystander123 February 04, 2021
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Ride the Pineapple Express

A way to say “Let’s go smoke some weed”, based on the 2008 movie Pineapple Express.
Person A: Yo, let’s go ride the Pineapple Express!

Person B: Sick! I’ll go get my bong then.
by mrGrimmm March 01, 2024
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