Excuse me, he asked for no pickles

When someone is at a restaurant with friends and the cook accidentally gets said friend's order wrong by putting pickles on his burger and the friends notice and tell the cashier that the lead friend asked for no pickles

Cashier: gets tim's order wrong
Tim: realizes his order's wrong
Friends: Excuse me, he asked for no pickles

by KiiboBestRobotBoi September 9, 2021

mental pickle

When you are confused with a situation

"It seems you've caught me in a mental pickle." -Dumb Horny Boy (who has a finance but wants nudes from another girl)

by Funnygal123456789 August 22, 2019

Meat pickle

A collection of unwanted pork byproduct, lips, assholes, knuckles etc; ie it’s a Hot Dog

Can I have mustard and chili on my meat pickle

by SlumericanSik October 10, 2019

New Mexico Pickle

A cucumber covered in residual methamphetamine, soaked in vinegar, spit on by a Mormon, and used for purposes of sexual gratification.

Bertha has a yeast infection from riding her New Mexico Pickle last night.

by Ticklish Geoff June 27, 2021

Mean pickle

When u sever ur cock & leave it in a jar of blood to pickle in it, especially that of pickle circular slice jars

I.e. Reiterate2: "hey thatonemeanpickle did u make me a mean pickle yet? :)"

by Reiterate2 March 10, 2023

Paint Me In Your Pickles

"Paint Me In Your Pickles" Is a act of BDSM. It involves an individual painting poo on someone elses stomach.

Woman#Paint me in your pickles!

Man#OK, your wish is my command.

by Meesta Whiskas October 1, 2010

pickled mermaid

A lifelike miniature model of a mermaid floating in a sealed jar, meant as an amusing toy or circus attraction, to create the illusion that a real mermaid has been captured. It is primarily an anachronism dating from early European colonialism and its sea-spanning knick-knack industries, and has since acquired vaguely occult connotations.

Sometimes the phrase is borrowed by clever marketers, such as for items in restaurant menus.

Robert loved the museum: the frail mummies and immense sarcophagi; the stuffed platypus and pickled mermaid; the wall bristling with elephant tusks and moose antlers and unicorn horns. -- "Stories of Your Life and Others" by Ted Chiang

by Majel J.E. October 9, 2007