I'm a Physician

Famous last words from a knight trying to defend his queen. Similar to "trust me bro", it is now used as a way to counter an argument especially for a woman whom you'll never get.

"My understanding is a psychological body language, whenever that happens, people usually actually huddle up more to protect their mid-body, because that's where your organs are."

"I...I'm...I'm a physic..I'm a physician."

by imaphysician March 8, 2024

Physician

A simp so in denial of being a simp that they will defend their "queen" until they are left socially and financially bankrupt. They tend to speak as if they know what they're talking about and try to come across as far more intelligent than they actually are.

Rational person: "Whenever that happens, people usually huddle up more to protect their mid-body because that's where your organs are."

Physician: "Mmmm... that's not... I'm a... I'm a physi... I'm a physician. And that's not entirely true."

by It's Nux March 9, 2024

Tobias: The Almighty Physician

Tobias, otherwise known as a supporting character in the Ascendance Series, is a baka baddie.

1.) Because he can't even murder somebody

2.) He always has to impersonate Jaron

3.) He's actually an intellectual

Person A: Have you heard about Tobias: The Almighty Physician?
Person B: No, why?
Person A: You uneducated being, he is the best character in the ascendance series.

by Honeydew.com June 28, 2021