Physician

A simp so in denial of being a simp that they will defend their "queen" until they are left socially and financially bankrupt. They tend to speak as if they know what they're talking about and try to come across as far more intelligent than they actually are.

Rational person: "Whenever that happens, people usually huddle up more to protect their mid-body because that's where your organs are."

Physician: "Mmmm... that's not... I'm a... I'm a physi... I'm a physician. And that's not entirely true."

by It's Nux March 9, 2024

hella physician

A girl who is hella crazy obsessive with their ex boyfriend that just uses her but she’s dumb so she doesn’t mind but will go insane on you and him if you even look at him. Stay away from hella physicians!

Look at that girl over there punching her Ex boyfriend she’s HELLA PHYSICIAN!!

by niloc j August 6, 2023

pussy physician

another name for a gynecologist, mostly used in jamaica and flatbush part of brooklyn

my bro just got out of med school now he's doing residency as a pussy physician

by bkzfynestbangy July 11, 2011