Phil Swift

why we are all still here.

man, Phil Swift helps me sleep at night.

by sc movies September 3, 2018

Phil Swift

A MOTHAFUCKIN GOD

Yo Phil Swift is the best am I right

by TherealPhilSwift October 22, 2018

Phil Swift

Phil is love, Phil is life.

Phil Swift is the supreme lord.

by 24dogeman24 November 29, 2019

Phil swift

it even works under water

phil swift here with flex tape slap it on my but

by voicetrollz September 18, 2019

Phil swift

The man who made the internet

Phil swift heroically tried to save the titanic with his flex tape and glue! But did not succeed

by Griminatar June 27, 2019

Phil Swift

the all mighty lord, savior, and protector of flex tape

All hail the mighty Phil Swift.

by pesdrftgyhjk,ol October 30, 2018

Phil swift

He can patch, bond seal and repair anything

I need to Phil swift a wall right now

by dudperfect October 15, 2018