Pastry Bitches

Girls with some huge cake (butt) to the point where it makes a pastry chef's jaw drop and eyes widen.

dayuuum bro, pastry bitches are my favorite bitches, cuz they got that big behinddd!!

Guy 1: Damnn look at Ashley shes so hot!
Guy 2: Nahh shes not got the cake... we need those pastry bitches

by igotthatcake123 August 18, 2012

Pastry Job

A job where there is a lot of freedom, where the job boundaries can be moulded and stretched considerably without it being noticed by anybody else.

I'm really enjoying this pastry job. I told my boss that it would take 5 weeks to finish, but I finished it in 3 and did nothing for 2 weeks.

by SenoritaEvita June 15, 2011

pastry pussy

Little wieners baked in a pasty.
(Same as Pigs in a Blanket; but from the wiener's perspective.)

"You whip up a mighty tasty pastry pussy, Ma'am."
"Aw, shucks, Henry, 't'weren't nothin'."

by Chimwechan guy February 17, 2010

pastry shopping

when a man (or woman for that matter) goes out looking for muffin top females to meet or hook up with. this pursuit can be either conscious or unconscious.

Yo, Alex is really pastry shopping tonight, thats the third muffin top he's macked on tonight!

by HassK December 9, 2008

pastry shop

The further evolution of "Muffin Tops". The difference between someone who can be considered to be carrying muffin tops and someone who is suffering from the entire pastry shop. OBESE.

fat obese muffin tops muffin top Look at her, those aren't muffin tops, that's PASTRY SHOP !

by Smartycat September 5, 2011

Pastry Smasher

Pastry smasher is a slang term for a lesbian or bisexual woman, referring to sex in which a woman's pastry (vagina) is 'smashed'.

"Well what can I say I'm just a pastry smasher."

by Iminyourshed February 20, 2017

Pastry Chef

When a male sticks a jelly filled pastry, such as a donut or croissant, in a womans vagina, and penetrates the pastry with his penis so that the jelly goes everywhere.

Guy 1: Hey, what happened with that girl last night?
Guy 2: Oh man, we pastry cheffed until my dick was bright red.

by Thatoneguy69 May 1, 2010