p.i.

public intoxication

Pi: "I don't want to go to jail for p.i. officer"
officer: "well you were publicly intoxicated so you are going to jail sir."

by smokinrobocop February 24, 2011

P.I.

Pussy-Itis, Puss-Itis, Pussy Itch. Being whiny and bitchy over a small, often imaginary injury.

Kid 1: Owww! You hurt my finger, I don't wanna play anymore.
Kid 2: Dude, you've got a major case of P.I.

by Will S. April 19, 2006

P.I.

The enormous fluffy gathering of hair above a man's lip in the 80s and unfortunately after the 2000 switch that resembles the actor Tom Selleck in his hit TV show Magnum P.I.

Dude did you check out that guys P.I.? That was massive!
Oh my god look at that man eat it's like he is storing food in his P.I. for consumption later!

by Amy Resetarits January 12, 2007

P.I.

Pleasure Island. The place where every night is New Year's Eve (how corny is that!). Owned by Disney but so not kid-friendly cuz you can get drunk, party, and have the night of your life.

If you've never been, check out Comedy Warehouse, Motion, and 8TRAX. They even have a gay club called Manequins. o_O

Just look for the tons of spotlights glaring in the sky, and a big neon sign of Jessica Rabbit.

"Some friend and I are goin to P.I. tonight, wanna come?"

by xavier February 6, 2005

P.I.

Short for the Philippine Islands. The Philippine Islands is the colonial and derogatory term for The Philippines. Popularised by American G.I.s from World War II, and after the war. Currently still used today in North America

My parents migrated from the P.I. in the 80s. I am lucky not to be an Islander anymore

by BSDTK September 8, 2020

p.i.

a marijuana pipe
mostley used in miltown

go get the p.i. folks
thats a nice p.i. folks

by sal kkapone September 25, 2005

P.I.

Penile Imprecision: when you have little to no accuracy while peeing after you beat the meat

Shit, I just peed all over myself! I shouldnt have jerked off right before this big party!

Wow bro, thats major P.I. right there.

by Drow-Z May 6, 2011