Zoolander the oversized mamphie is someone who tries to beef u when u don’t know them. Mamphies beef all the time. Zoolanders beef everyone to hide all of her insecurities. They are are ugly fat biaches, they think they can act hard. Shows a lot. Their momma so stupid they stuck a battery up their ass and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"@zoolandersmama
I’m sorry if I was staring but I took me a long time to count all ur chins hunniiii.
yesterday I saw a Zoolander the oversized mampie. It tried to beef meh
mugGet the Zoolander the oversized mampiemug.
when your wife hates you so fucking much

literally comically oversized divorce papers
guy: whats dis??
guy: oh, its just comically oversized divorce papers.
by Hypurrelet August 13, 2023
mugGet the comically oversized divorce papersmug.
trucker who hauls shit you can't. Generally hard as fuck. Doesn't give a shit about how mad you are at them for making you 30 seconds late for your meeting
Girl : ooh look at that guy! Why is he so sexy?
Other girl : he's an oversize commodity relocation technician!
by pugsley89 September 14, 2019
mugGet the Oversize commodity relocation technicianmug.

Oversized Capri-Sun

The pouch of wine in boxed wine. Commonly found at your local supermarket and used by middle age women after the divorce. Also used by collage girls after a break-up.
Guy: I found the reminisce of an oversized Capri-Sun next to my passed out ex
Guy2: what will you drink now
Guy1: I don’t know I could give water a try
by Knee gears April 7, 2019
mugGet the Oversized Capri-Sunmug.
A facebook smiley that is clearly ridiculous and unnecessarily oversized; usually required when #TOGM is in full effect.
That called for a ridiculously oversized smiley.
by ryzyn June 11, 2014
mugGet the ridiculously oversized smileymug.

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