cock ornament

A woman whose only merit in life is the ability to provide sex to her boyfriend.

Dude, Becky is such a cock ornament!

by JasonHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH September 5, 2008

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ornamentally challenged

A person who either cannot and/or refuses to take down their Christmas decor before Valentines day.

Despite persistent criticism from neighbors, ornamentally challenged Roger continued to illuminate his outdoor Christmas display until March 1.

by theglassman March 12, 2014

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otamatone

A invention Maywa Denki made. It plays the best music you have ever heard. if you ever heard anything sound better than it you are a liar and will be executed for your crimes.

Person 1: Guitars sound better than otamatones

person 2: YOU DARE DISRESPECT THE OTAMATONE YOU SWINE . GERALD GET THE GUILLOTINE.

by Manwomanwomanmanman November 5, 2020

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Extremely fine/beautiful girls wearing mimimal thongs, bikinis or nude, who enjoy lounging in and around a private or public swimming pools. Primarily submissive and playful in nature and able to bring refreshments to others upon request.

I must say Steve that you have some exceptionally fine "pool ornaments" here today. (While holding up a 40 and winking at the owner of the pool).

Damn yo sure got some fine "pool ornaments" up in dis bitch! (Grinning and shaking head in disbelief).

by Rick Venus January 13, 2007

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Lawn Ornament

Name for a broken down car or truck sitting in someones front yard.

These are usually found in small towns, and the car is usually an older American car. Camaros are one of the most common lawn ornaments found

"Hey Jeb, you ever gonna fix up that Camaro or do just keep it as a lawn ornament"

by Paul July 12, 2004

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