Originalism

A form of judicial self-insert fanfic in which the author of a legal opinion imagines the founders of the nations fawning over them, panties a-drip to agree with their ideas. "Oh Antonin, you're not like all the other justices, you really get me; of course corporations are people! Hamilton was just telling me as much just the other day; how clever and handsome you are!"

Citing the doctrine of Originalism, the court disregarded the "well-regulated militia" clause of the 2nd Amendment.

by Tigerhorse October 12, 2020

Honki Originalis

A lost Brazilian gay pastor who claims to be an American but with his roots in the Dominican Republic and in Kenya.

A Mohito who lived in Brazil.

by Honki Black December 18, 2004

originalism

A form of necromancy that involves imposing one's will by animating the corpses of the dead

Trump has appointed many necromancers skilled in the art of originalism to the federal bench, who have proceeded to raise the corpses of the founding fathers and use them as twisted puppets

by Aunt Tifa Lockhart September 7, 2019

originals snipin

team of virgins

nibba originals snipin

by Linnx October 1, 2017

OriginalTCK

A Twitch streamer, he often films video games. He has a fairly small but chat-involved following.

Is usually referred to as Jarry or Shitdick

Did you see OriginalTCK's stream?

by Memedis the eighth July 28, 2018

Originalism

A form of judicial self-insert fanfic, in which the author of a legal opinion fantasizes that the founding fathers are gushing over them, panties a-drip, "Oh Antonin, you're not like all the other justices, you really GET me; of COURSE corporations are people!"

While the Court's decision breaks with tradition and perfectly encapsulates the prejudices of a racist old white man, the justices defended their opinions by citing the doctrine of Originalism.

by irzebra September 30, 2020

Originals

Word describe a group of rascist and boring people

I don't like the originals

by Baddie1010 December 13, 2020