Freshman orientation

A day or week(s) long session that makes one seriously wish s/he had chosen another school.

Thanks to freshman orientation, I know that if I do poorly I'll get kicked out.

by trentlane August 27, 2010

orientageous

better than anything... think off the best thing you can, now, times that by infinity.

i thought i was getting underwear for christmas, but i got a new car and ipad, it was sooooo orientageous

by A.L.I.C January 24, 2011

Anti-Orientation Porn Watcher

A guy who watches porn meant for other sexual orientations. These guys are actually a lot more prominant than you'd think. Often abbreviated AOPW

I think I like gay porn. Does that make me gay?
No. A lot of guys do it. Your just an Anti-Orientation Porn Watcher.

by Brawesome August 25, 2010

Orientation Couple

A couple that consists of two people that met during a college orientation. These occur due to peak interest for relationships at the start of one’s college life

They very rarely work out, as either interest dies out between them, they never see each other again when college begins, or someone cheats

Person 1: My sister met a guy during her college orientation and now she’s in love
Person 2: Don’t worry it’s just an orientation couple. They won’t go anywhere with it

by GruntPatches January 7, 2023

Deadline-oriented

Someone who is "deadline-oriented" is an incorrigible procrastinator. Whether in school, work or personal life, the only thing that motivates this individual is an imminent deadline.

Whatever time is given for a task, the deadline oriented person will begin the task with not quite enough time to finish it, and work furiously to complete it before the deadline.

Journalists and students are some of the most "deadline-oriented" people.

After not working on her 50-page thesis all semester, Sarah pulled three consecutive all-nighters to finish it on time. Some might call her a procrastinator, but she prefers "deadline-oriented."

by sozh September 29, 2009

object-oriented

1. A type of programming, that allows users to program in modular pieces.

2. A type of sexual fetish, where the afflicted insists on using foriegn items found around the house in order to heighten sexual pleasure.

1. C++ is my favorite object-oriented programming language.

2. Ozkirbus is just too object-oriented in the orgies for anyone to feel safe and have a good time.

by DjLowballer April 9, 2005

earing sexual orientation

Describes the subtle message of sexual orientation by where a guy wears his earing. Right means gay while left means a fornicator.

That guys earing is on his right ear, I think he's gay. (Earing sexual Orientation)

by MateoDerecha December 4, 2005