A nigga ass italian fleshlight is just what it sounds like. First, you microwave two hot pockets for two and a half minutes and then you take a shit into one of them. You then give the other one to your homie/victim. Then, once he needs to shit, you strap him down and shove the other poopy hot pocket into his ass. You then, use that poopy hot pocket while it's inside of him, as a fleshlight. Thus, you have completed the "nigga ass italian fleshlight" maneuver.
Toni: Heyyy! I'm walking hereee
Me: Sorry, Toni, enjoy this hot pocket to make up for what I did
Toni: Thanks, pal
Me: *commits rest of war crime Nigga Ass Italian Fleshlight in gamer mode style*
Me: Sorry, Toni, enjoy this hot pocket to make up for what I did
Toni: Thanks, pal
Me: *commits rest of war crime Nigga Ass Italian Fleshlight in gamer mode style*
by MinecraftBfandGf September 29, 2019
When a nigga or fagg uses k(kock in a niggas ass) he is expressing his faggotory by explaining that he has a kock in his ass and cannot or does not want to talk
by River nigga June 05, 2019
by NIGGAS are SLAVES April 07, 2021
Man 1: Yo wassup
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by poopiebuthhole September 13, 2021
by leoanardodavinci March 21, 2020
i was walkin down the street with a tall nigga and saw this nigga that he's gonna fuck me up so i whooped that niggas ass wit that tall nigga! i just fucked that nigga up! thats the way you "whoop a nigga ass with a tall nigga" fuck these medium and little height nigga mane
by tallnigga11 January 01, 2011
Instead of using the words you suck or your terrible or epic fail you could always the much better fraise "nigga you ass" to imply how much your friends screwed up
by kingboy3 March 01, 2015