OMF

Old Man Fart. When you're walking through WalMart and the old guy sitting on the bench leans over and rips a big one. That's an OMF.
Niceeee.

Dude! Did you hear that OMF??

Do I smell like OMF?

Mom, that food smells like OMF. Gross.

by OC woman June 12, 2011

omf

omf or “oh my fuck” used to replace “oh my god” or omg bc that’s lame and or offensive to some people of religion.

lil berty texting swaggy jay (me, the author)

lil berty: “my dad just died”
swaggy jay:”omf i’m so sorry lil b”

by swaggy.jay222 April 13, 2022

OMF

OMF is an abbreviation for “Obsessed Motherfucker” this acronym is used jokingly on a partner to tease them or make fun of them by accusing them of being obsessed.

ShiBaby, you’re such an OMF

by Big Blayse March 8, 2024

omfs

Oh my fucking shit

Omfs that's so funny.

Omfs what is that.

by GUAAAAA May 31, 2024

OMF

Slang for oh my fuck

OMF I can’t believe Jackson got tickets to Miley Cyrus concert!

by WiscoWeirdo March 25, 2021

Omfs

on my f*cking soul

"Omfs she not talkin to me like i won’t beat her ass"

by Bracefacebae February 27, 2024

OMF

short for oh my frog, amphibia fans use this instead of oh my god!

OMF, ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?!

by eli loves cartoons November 23, 2021