old broke dick dog

Being worthless and having nothing to live for.

That guy is as worthless as an old broke dick dog.

by thibodeaux June 9, 2003

teach an old dog new tricks

when someone does something for a long time and its hard to teach them new abilities.

you cant teach an old dog new tricks, my uncle never learned how to use his cellphone.

by Andre the CRACKER DACKER November 18, 2016

Salty old dog

Charming yet sleezy.

Hey look at jake over there with all those girls! He's going to get laid tonight the salty old dog.

by Bees harrow March 29, 2015

life in the old dog

I am old but full of life, or I try to be

You are too old. Yes I know but there is still life in the old dog yet

by Felanko July 9, 2018

Old Sea Dog

A nick name for ur grandpa aka another word for Grandpa

In pirate kind of talk.

My old sea dog is coming over
Oh nice

by Α January 24, 2022